And what did you do? You voted for Servalan. Some mortal chick who couldn't even dematerialise at will. Pah. This is why you never have any fun.
But all is not lost. Since He Of The Mighty Weapon is a gracious and forgiving god (albeit one with a tendency to zap you to a greasy smear if you tick Him off), He has deigned to present here some of the highlights of his brief sojourn in the shining beacon in Kent.