Angel

We get more requests for this filk than any other. Probably because it's funnier than any other.

Music: Angels, by Robbie Williams
Lyrics: Copyright (C) 2002 Stephen Kilbane

Just a glance
I saw him on Buffy
and I was entranced

He's so dark
And exciting, this vampire
Has got my heart

It's such a waste
He's so gorgeous, he needs
His own space

And then the chance arose
For a spin-off show
About my undead
But I'm watching Angel instead

I wanted Spike!
He's the one who's sexy
He's the one who gets me
Everytime
I wanted Spike!
He's not like Mr Moody
He doesn't get sad and broody
'Cept when Buffy dies
And then in a cool way
But I'm watching Angel instead

I suppose
That Angel
Wears good clothes

But even so
I just can't say no
Not to those cheekbones

And so I dream
Of Hostile Seventeen
Post-watershed
But I'm watching Angel instead

I wanted Spike!
He fights really dirty
He can tie me down and hurt me
Make me scream
I wanted Spike!
For my first and last kiss
The boy's had years of practise
You know what I mean
Too much to ask as
They gave us Angel instead

(Instrumental)

I wanted Spike's
Part to get bigger
I bought his action figure
Okay, that's kinda sad
I wanted Spike!
You're doing this to spite me
Why not just have Riley?
That'd be just as bad
No, wait, that's frightning
I'll just watch Angel instead