Music: Whole Again, by Atomic Kitten
Lyrics: Copyright (C) 2005 Stephen Kilbane
Verse:
Angel was the baddest of the bad
Killed Dru in the end, but first he made her mad
Was always on the prowl
Burnt Europe to the ground
But then he got his soul again
Verse:
He became the champion of good
Doing what was right, doing what he should
He tried to fight evil
Frankly became dull
But then he lost his soul again. :-)
Chorus:
That's how we like our Angel 'cause
We don't want 'em moody, we like 'em dangerous
And we think he's enhanced
By his leather pants
But then he got his soul again. :-(
Verse:
Since they chipped him, Spike's not the same
Been sleeping with the Slayer, been a bit insane
Been shot with arrows
Been seen in Xander's clothes
But then he got his soul again
Chorus:
So Spike finally got his soul back
A body to keep it in, that was what he lacked
Both vampire and a ghost
He's more undead than most
Two vampires with a soul again
(spoken interlude)
And as for destiny
This noble champion, enshrined in prophecy
You must be kidding me
They might be sexy
But they're acting like arseholes again
Chorus:
Angel's mad 'cos he's lost mystique
He's not quite so cool, now he's not unique
And what makes it rough
Is Spike can still have Buff
And not lose his soul again
Chorus:
Spike can tell who Buff really wants
But he can't tell why - Angel's such a ponce
He's always dressed in black
God, he's such a prat
Keeps playing Manilow again (and again and again)
Ending bit:
They're both immature
And we like Wesley more
Let's give him a show again.